Its a pity that I'm conscious when I'm eating. I really cant help it. Its a pity because 90% of the people dont give a damn when they eat. And that gets on my nerves!
I mean is it really that difficult to eat without making noise? All you got to ensure is that your mouth is shut while you chew. I do it everytime I eat, whether I eat at home or anywhere outside, whether I am alone when I eat or not. I am now used to eating without making noise. When I watch people eat, making all sorts of noises I'm reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKfkB8yWPM
If you took offense that I compared you to that on the video, ... well... I'm glad you did! Coz thats what you really resemble when you eat! I'm serious. If you don't believe me, look at yourself in the mirror when you eat, for god's sake!
You should try it out, just for kicks. Start eating something chewy, like a roti, and when you are in the middle of it, look up a mirror and continue eating the way you were. You ll be amazed that you could actually be that disgusting. Maybe you ll even think that perhaps it was YOU in that video: somebody video-taped you when you were busy eating and uploaded it on YouTube!
But try not to feel too bad about it now. Its better than feeling embarrassed at, say for instance, a business dinner when someone points out how badly you eat. You need to show some indication of being civilized and being the superior species of the planet.
'Get a life'? Well, I actually don't care a hang what becomes of you!
Later.
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Overa pesare machi!!!!
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